There's a whisper down the line at 11:39
When the Night Mail's ready to depart,
Saying 'Skimble where is Skimble has he gone to hunt the thimble?
We must find him at the train can't start.'
All the guards and all the porters and the stationmaster's daughters
They are searching high and low,
Saving Skimble where Skimble for unless he's very nimble
Then the Night Mail just can't go.'
At 11:42 then the signal's nearly due
And the passengers are frantic to a man -
Then Skimble will appear and he'll saunter to the rear:
His been busy in the luggage van!
He gives one flash of his glass-green eyes
And the signal goes 'All Clear'
And we're off at last for the norther part
Of the Northern Hemisphere!

You may say that by and large it is Skimble who's in charge
Of the Sleeping Car Express.
From the driver and the guard to the began playing cards
He will supervise them all, more or less
Down the corridor he paces: and examines all the faces
Of the travellers in the first and in the Third;
He establishes control by a regular patrol
And he‘d know at once if anything occurred.
He will watch you without winking and he sees
what you are thinking
And it's certain that he doesn't approve
Of hilarity and riot, so the folk are very quiet
When Skimble ts about and on the move
You can play no pranks with Skimbleshanks!
He's a Cat that cannot be ignored;
So nothing goes wrong on the Nurthern Mail
When Skimbleshanks is aboard.

Oh it's very pleasant when you have found your little den
With your name written up on the door,
And the berth is very neat with a newly folded sheet
And there's not a speck of dust on the floor.
There is every sort of light-you can make it dark or bright
There's a handle that you turn to make a breeze.
And a crank to shut the window if you sneeze,
Then the guard looks in politely and roll ask you very brightly
‘Do you like your morning tea weak or strong?
But Skimble's just behind him and was ready to remind him,
For Skimble won't let anything go Wrong.
And when you creep into your cosy berth
And pull up the counterpane,
You ought to reflect that it's very nice
To know that you won't be bothered by mice -
You can leave all th.tt to the Railway Cat,
The Cat of the Railway Train!

In the watches of the night he is always fresh and bright;
Every now and then he has s cup of tea
With perhaps a drop of Scotch while he's keeping on the watch,
Only stopping here and there to catch a flea.
You were first asleep at Crewe and so you never knew
That he was walking up and down the station;
You were sleeping all the while he was busy at Carlisle,
Where he greets the stationmaster with elation.
But you saw him at Dumfries, where he speaks to the police

When you get to Gallowgate there you do not have to wait-
For Skimbleshanks will help you to get out!
He gives you a wave of his long brown tail
Which  says: 'I'll see you again?
You'll meet without fail on the Midnight Mail
The Cat of the Railway Train.'