Jimmy Conway was a comedian He was about to perform a brand new comedy routine in one of london s most renowned theatre The show was also to be shown live on BBC1 He wore a grey suit with polished shoes and his face was clean shaven While being backstage he got a five minute call after which he was supposed to appear on the stage and perform Meanwhile he started wondering what would it be like to be a librarian To be surrounded by books stamping the return date on novels stressing over the missing five pence it all seemed better to him than getting on stage to perform live in front of so ...