Arnie the apple hung from a tree

in an orchard a mile wide.

And every day the pickers would come

and haul dozens of apples inside.

They'd pick the prettiest of the bunch,

filling their baskets and pails.

But they always passed by Arnie,

ignoring his whines and wails.

'Please pick me!', Arnie would cry

each time the pickers sauntered by.

'I want to go inside with you!',

cried Arnie till he turned bright blue.

But the pickers ignored him day after day,

while Arnie hung there in dismay,

trying to nurse his shattered pride,

dying to be picked, to be taken inside.

Each new damn he'd do a trick

like spinning around on his twig.

But the picky pickers never stopped

for apples that weren't big.

Or juicy or red or bright or sweet.

Poor Arnie was none of these things.

He wasn't completely quite full grown

and he has some nicks and dings.

He dreamed what it was like inside;

lights and music all around.

Arnie just wanted to go there so badly

he flung himself to the ground.

the next day the pickers came along

and saw him lying there.

They took him inside and Arnie thought,

'This is it! I'm finally there!'

But when Arnie the Apple looked around

he realised his dreams were false,

cause in less than fifteen minutes

 he was Arnie Applesauce.