Dear Mum

Brian Patten


About Brian Patten

Brian Patten is a famous English poet. He was born in Liverpool, England, in 1946. He wrote for a newspaper called, 'The Bootle Times'. His popular collections include 'Little Johnny's confession', 'Vanishing Trick', 'Armada' and 'Gargling with Jelly', among many others. He is a Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature, Liverpool University & John Moores University.

Dear Mum,
While you were out
a cup went and broke itself,
a crack appeared in the blue vase
your great-great granddad
brought back from china.
Somehow, without me even turning on the tap
The sink mysteriously overflowed.       
A strange jam stain
about the size of a boy's hand,
appeared on the kitchen wall.
I don't think we'll ever discover 
exactly how the cat
managed to turn on the washing machine
(especially from the inside)
or how the self-raising flour managed to self raise.
I can tell you I was scared when, as if by magic,
a series of muddy footprints appeared on the
new white carpet.
I was being good (honest) but I think
the house is haunted so,
knowing you're going to have a fit
I've gone over to Gran's for a bit.  

Available Answers

  1. 1.

    Tick [ √ ] the correct answer(s) to complete the statements given below:

    a. The cracked blue vase was brought back from China. This shows that

    1. Chinese vases are easily available across the world.
    2. the child's mother's great-great granddad had traveled to China.
    3. the author's parents liked displaying antiques.
    4. the vase has been in the family for a long time.

    b. The child says the house is haunted because

    1. he has seen a ghost wandering about the house.
    2. he wants to pin the blame of his mischief on a ghost.
    3. a ghost lives in the author's house.
    4. the child is scared of ghosts and wants to tell his mother about it.

    c. The kitchen sink has mysteriously overflowed because

    1. the child left the tap running.
    2. the kitchen sink is choked.
    3. the tap cannot be turned off.
    4. the child tried to store water in the sink.
  2. 2.

    A series of muddy footprints appeared on the new white carpet.

    1. How do you think the muddy footprints appeared on the carpet?
    2. What do you think the child is trying to achieve by writing this letter to his mother?
    3. What do you think is the author scared of?
  3. 3.

    A strange jam stain about the size of a boy's hand appeared on the kitchen wall.

    1. Why do you think is the jam stain about the size of a boy's hand?
    2. What does the poet imply by using the word 'appeared'?
    3. What can you conclude about the child from this extract?
  4. 4.

    While you were out, a cup went and broke itself.

    1. Who does 'you' refer to in this extract?
    2. How old do you think is the child? five reasons for your answer.
    3. Do you think the child's mother will believe him? Give reasons for your answer.
  5. 5.

    Why did the child feel compelled to write a letter to his mother?

  6. 6.

    Why do you think the child visited his grandmother?

9 more answer(s) available.

Comments
More9 answers
29 Sep 2022Divyansh C.
why do you think the blue vase was valuable?...can you please post the answer to this question
15 Jun 2023Nanda J.
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