Brian Patten is a famous English poet. He was born in Liverpool, England, in 1946. He wrote for a newspaper called, 'The Bootle Times'. His popular collections include 'Little Johnny's confession', 'Vanishing Trick', 'Armada' and 'Gargling with Jelly', among many others. He is a Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature, Liverpool University & John Moores University.
Dear Mum,
While you were out
a cup went and broke itself,
a crack appeared in the blue vase
your great-great granddad
brought back from china.
Somehow, without me even turning on the tap
The sink mysteriously overflowed.
A strange jam stain
about the size of a boy's hand,
appeared on the kitchen wall.
I don't think we'll ever discover
exactly how the cat
managed to turn on the washing machine
(especially from the inside)
or how the self-raising flour managed to self raise.
I can tell you I was scared when, as if by magic,
a series of muddy footprints appeared on the
new white carpet.
I was being good (honest) but I think
the house is haunted so,
knowing you're going to have a fit
I've gone over to Gran's for a bit.
Tick [ √ ] the correct answer(s) to complete the statements given below:
a. The cracked blue vase was brought back from China. This shows that
b. The child says the house is haunted because
c. The kitchen sink has mysteriously overflowed because
A series of muddy footprints appeared on the new white carpet.
A strange jam stain about the size of a boy's hand appeared on the kitchen wall.
While you were out, a cup went and broke itself.
Why did the child feel compelled to write a letter to his mother?
Why do you think the child visited his grandmother?