Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971) was a well-known American poet. After an education at Harvard University, Nash did a variety of jobs which included advertising, teaching, editing and selling bonds. Later, he completely devoted himself to writing. With the publication of his first collection, Hard Lines, in 1931. He began a 40-year-old career during which he produced titles such as, I’m a Stranger Here Myself and Everyone but Thee and Me.
The people upstairs all practise ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Their bedroom is full of conducted tours,
Their radio is louder than yours,
They celebrate week-ends all the week,
When they take a shower, your ceilings leak,
They try to get their parties to mix
By supplying their guests with Pogo sticks,
And when their fun at last abates,
They go to the bathroom on roller skates.
I might love the people upstairs more
If only they lived on another floor.
What do the people upstairs practise?
What is their bedroom full of?
What happens when the neighbours upstairs take a shower?
How do they get their parties to mix?
How do they go to the bathroom?
Their bedroom is full of conducted tours.
Their radio is louder than yours.